When Fish Eye Meets Human Eye: A Comedic Coastal Portrait

"Ultra-detailed, comedic close-up portrait of an older man outdoors near the sea, wearing a tight bright pink swimming cap with black side panels. He has a thick light-gray handlebar moustache, slightly sunburned skin, and holds two small shiny silver fish in front of his eyes so their eyes align perfectly with his, creating a surreal and funny look. Background water has a slight shimmer and cooler tones, with a softly blurred pier structure behind. Strong midday sunlight, harsh shadows, vivid colors, photorealistic skin texture, sharp focus on fish and face, extreme close-up, wide-angle perspective. 8k, high realism, playful documentary-style portrait photography."